This is my Body…

My husband has left me…
Father can you spare five Dollars?…
I’m out on the streets, help me…
Bless me Father for I have sinned…
Come and bless our house….
Will you say a prayer that I’ll get the interview?   
The Paschal candle’s been stolen!…
Sara’s living with her boyfriend…
My son’s got his girlfriend pregnant…Eddie has given up his faith…
Come up later for some tea…

The organist refuses to play that!…
Alex wants to be confirmed…
One of the teachers has gone mad, will you see what you can do?…
The musicians have walked out….
Dad’s been sent to prison…
Deirdre’s on drugs…
Father, come quickly – our Mum is dying!…
Owen doesn’t want to serve Mass anymore…
Can I marry a Buddhist in a Church ceremony?…
My girlfriend is having an abortion…
We want to get married….

Through this holy anointing may the Lord in his love and mercy help you with the grace of the Holy Spirit…

Will you teach me how to pray?…
Can you say Mass with the youth group on Thursday night?…
I’d say she could use a chat….
Will you say a Mass for my sister’s anniversary?…
Do you do baptisms on a Friday?…
Father, I think God is calling me to be a priest….
The Bishop wants your help with something, said to call to him tonight…
Will you help us set up a St Vincent de Paul conference in the Parish?…
Something’s really bothering me, I’ve never told this to anyone before….
What time is midnight Mass?
How do you know there’s a God?
What made you become a priest?…

This is my Blood… Do this in memory of me….